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Look at those harriton kids, never mind we just ate lunch.
Harriton by Gobearswhatsgood May 15, 2016

Hortitorture 

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.
It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!
Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010

horridorable 

The state of being both horrible and adorable.
"You my dear, are horridorable."

"Stop being so horridorable."
horridorable by michael solomon October 20, 2008

horritrigued 

Horrified and intrigued at the same time.
I am horritrigued by the Krispy Kreme Burger. It looks simultaneously disgusting and delicious.
horritrigued by omnichic82 May 9, 2011
Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*
hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003
a highschool and town in Lower Merion, the preppiest and JAPiest place not beverly hills. to live or attend, one must own an abercrombie and fitch store.
That kid dresses so preppy, he must go to harriton
Harriton by Callahan Bright May 10, 2004