Jay-Z-zus

Like "Jayzus", only Jay-Z-zus. Something you say when you're fed up and irritated. In place of "Jesus!"

"Will you shut up already, you been yapping your mouth for an hour! Jay-Z-zus!" or "Look what that girl is wearing! Jay-Z-zus Christ!"

by halo May 21, 2004

jelba

synonym for marijuana, weed, smoke, hash, bud, trees

I want to smoke some jelba.

by halo November 15, 2004

Skank

To skank something is to get something for free that someone was very lucky to get. A very lucky bastard

"He skanked that Pizza for nout! The skanky git"

by Halo November 13, 2006

DLF

stands for Derby Lunatic Fringe, notorious crew of derby county.

D D DLF

forest fan:we got legged by the DLF last saturday

by halo October 23, 2004

Quack

A Kawasaki motorbike.

"Can I 'ave a ride on ya Quack mate?"

by Halo August 30, 2003

doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

by Halo August 30, 2003

horniformitarianism

When someone is so horney they can't control their emotions and they wind up staying that way.

Wow...Ron's so horny I think he's suffering from horniformitarianism....

by Halo December 18, 2003