hornea

can mean anything you want it to mean, usually referring to somethign sick.

"YO wtf, did you see that, it was so HORNEA"

hornea by 9E May 15, 2009

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

hornea poke by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

Hornaman

A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"

"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"

Hornaman by Carpentier January 30, 2009

shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Horntail 

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead

Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.

Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

hornlake 

A city in Mississippi about 10 minutes from Memphis, Tennessee also known as whorelake, that consists of some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, trashiest hoes on the street, a shit ton of idiots, and some if the best weed in desoto county. Cops are petty and are fucking everywhere btw but other than that HOElake the spot.

You trynna go to southaven?

Nah, hornlake.

hornlake by Emmmmmmaaaa October 13, 2018