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hornea poke
When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
hornea poke by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
Related Words
hornea • hornea poke • hornet • hornball • hornery • hornbag • Horned • horndawg • hornet's nest • horner
Marble Hornets
The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)
You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.
You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.
You will cry and be depressed at the end.
Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019
Hornaman
A diabetic man who never learns anyones real name. One who dances around the room looking crazy. Favorite word: "shiznit"
"Look at that Hornaman, he's at it again"
Hornaman by Carpentier January 30, 2009
shoe horned
Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016
Horntail
Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.
If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010
hornlake
A city in Mississippi about 10 minutes from Memphis, Tennessee also known as whorelake, that consists of some of the coolest people you'll ever meet, trashiest hoes on the street, a shit ton of idiots, and some if the best weed in desoto county. Cops are petty and are fucking everywhere btw but other than that HOElake the spot.
hornlake by Emmmmmmaaaa October 13, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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