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An excessively horny homosexual
Watch out Paul that Hormo has his gaydar on you!
Hormo by mitsuman February 10, 2007

Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017
She is very easy to love. She is the most caring, funny, and kind person you will ever meet. You’ll fall for her in seconds. She loves sports and loves listening to music. She gets pretty jealous easily, but it won’t stop her from caring for you. Shes pretty confident when you see her, but when you get into a deep conversation, she’s actually very insecure and really sensitive, so DON’T HURT HER! When she really likes you, she will do anything, as long as she’s spending time with YOU. Late night calls are the best when she’s around, she LOVES talking, you won’t ever get tired of her speaking, it’s all you want to do. She’s the best friend you can ever have. She’ll be on your mind 24/7 and every little thing you guys do, is really special to you. She’s a very strong person and she’s been through a ton. You have to comfort her and let her know that she’s amazing and that you’re proud of her. She might think she’s not special or important to anyone but she’s special to you and you have to let her know that. You can talk for hours about her and go on and on, but sometimes it’s hard to explain your feelings about her because you’ve never met someone like her and she’s just so perfect in your eyes. She has the cutest laugh, perfect smile, you can listen to her voice for hours, and the first thing you’ll fall in love with is her personality. Don’t ever loose someone like Harmony, because if you do, it’s gonna take a long time to heal, and it’s the worst thing to go through.
“ I love harmony, she’s so perfect, and the prettiest/strongest person I have ever met”
Harmony by CherryCoke821 March 31, 2023

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?