Hormoanal 

When your hormones are going wild and you just need to complain about it. Repeatedly. In public. Or on Twitter or Facebook.

I have pimples, hair in funny places and I am sweating like a man, sorry to have to tell you these things, I just needed to be hormoanal.

Hormoanal by bbeingcool May 9, 2012

Hormona Plus Plus 

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.

-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!

Hormona Plus Plus by Old&Brave November 18, 2010

Hormonasaurus 

Common association or name given to a woman or pack of women who are experiencing hormonal overload before, during or after (frankly at anytime) her menstration cycle.

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My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.

The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.

Hormonasaurus by Papa Fiez July 31, 2010

hormonal seizure 

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder

Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure

hormonal seizure by mizmoss March 6, 2008

hormonal teen 

Being a teenager who does stupid emotional shit meaning their hormones are causing them to do so.

Bruh look at that hormonal teen, such an annoyance!

hormonal teen by xlaser88 April 25, 2021

Homonal

Combination of Hormonal and homosexual, used to describe the mood swings and general bitchiness of a woman on her period being exhibited by a gay man.

He is a total bitch today - must be homonal.

He must be homonal today if he is gonna cry over that remark.

Homonal by Hazeygray April 12, 2011

hormonology

noun. the study of the reaction that occurs when teenagers, especially the female of the species, are placed in proximity with the opposite gender

In addition to my studies at college I have been learning much of hormonology through empirical observation of specimens on campus.

hormonology by Niknetz February 24, 2007