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Horchata Float
Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".
Horchata Float by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011
Hornhobbler
Derived from the root words Horn (noun
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011
Roc Honcho
A Scam Rapper From Detroit Michigan Who is Known By His swindling and illegal activities that he raps about , also tutoring others how to do it as well for just a “fee” 😎💸.
Roc Honcho by Lonzo wilkins May 30, 2022
Horcoffing
verb: Someone who got a sweet contract, collecting a big check without doing any work.
Since it's a legal contract, the person doesn't have to even pretend to work.
Since it's a legal contract, the person doesn't have to even pretend to work.
John ,at the end of the hall, is horcoffing all the way. I wish I was a horcoffer, I am working like a dog out there making way less money.
Other uses:
noun: Matt is a horcoffer. He is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.
Other uses:
noun: Matt is a horcoffer. He is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.
Horcoffing by dictionary guru April 14, 2010
head honcho
the head honcho is a person who is in charge of large groups of people and has many underlings who does what he commands
head honcho by slick2169 April 25, 2019
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