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Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks
"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"
Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.
Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann
Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives
Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.
Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

Horace Mann

The dum man who made school just to torture kids. So parents could leave there kids and have fun.
School and Horace Mann is gay.

Horace Mann

The equivalent of Ethan reed, gay and ugly fucker
Horace Mann by Link+Midna=fun December 6, 2019

Horace Mann

The son a bitch who invented scho-I mean hell
Horace Mann more like whore ass mann
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