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by despertk January 29, 2022

I forgor 💀

I forgor how to write "forgor" 💀

I forgor how to write a sentence with the correct "forgor". I forgor 💀

by despertk February 8, 2022

Crab Game

Most competitive game award by chat on twitch gaming. Crab Game is a First-Person Multiplayer game made by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman (or just Dani) where you fight for the ultimate cash price in different minigames and definitely not based on Squid Game on Netflix. The game was released for MS Windows on Steam and for macOS and Linux on Itch.io in October 2021, the macOS and Linux editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. The game reached 10 million downloads in January 2022.

Someone: Do you know Crab Game ? It's so freaking funny!
Friend: Ohhhh, the game that copied Squid Game ?
Someone: YOU DARE TO SAY DANI's GAME COPIED SQUID GAME??????
Friend: Oh shi-
Someone: *beat the friend up*

by despertk February 20, 2022

Joe mama

If someone said "Joe", don't ask "Joe who?"
Boy: You know Joe?
Girl: Joe who
Boy: Joe Biden
Girl: wtf, I thought u were gonna say "Joe mama"

Joe mama

by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.

Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann

by despertk December 10, 2021