Horaxed

When a girl and a guy are friends, but the girl is considered just another one of the guys and never considered anything beyond that. Not to be mistaken with "friend zone" because both parties have the same (unsexual) attraction to eachother.

Friend One: Have you ever thought about dating him?

Friend Two: No, we've been horaxed for a long time.

Horaxed by s.e.e. January 1, 2012

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hoaxed

When you get Covid-19 and suffer massively, and then die.

Did you hear about Jim dying in the hallway of an emergency room last night? He got hoaxed

hoaxed by ubeenhoaxed April 11, 2020

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Horaxed • hoaxed • Horaked • horaxe

Horaked

To be screwed over, left abandoned, to leave your post without proper relief.

Justin got up and horaked the entire shift.

Horaked by AAAdog June 30, 2008

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hoaxed

banned from an internet forum

flump got hoaxed today from CF

hoaxed by snarg July 24, 2008

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horaxe

Noun: a person who often tries to get into other people's friend groups

Stop being a horaxe and stay away from us!

horaxe by .--- --- -. .- - .... .- -. / February 28, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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