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hopepoint 

noun

An arborist tree pruning term, indicating the point at which a branch would be reduced to achieve the desired pruning goal. When reducing the height of a tree, care must be taken to prune a limb to the point at which it will still be nurtured by the tree, while also trying to meet a reduction objective. Finding the balance between the pruning objective and the point at which the tree will tolerate the cut is referred to as the hopepoint. In other words, the arborist hopes that the pruned branch will survive and continue to grow and contribute to the canopy.
Dan started to prune the tree, carefully selecting an appropriate hopepoint for each cut to preserve the health of the tree.
hopepoint by inallouryears November 24, 2017
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howedointoday 

The official greeting of a white ogre like jabroni.
"howedointoday" said the white shrek jabroni.
howedointoday by R. Shiles June 13, 2019

Hotpointing 

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.

HOppointment 

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.
Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?
HOppointment by GlazeHer June 12, 2014
A person that has only gotten off with someone and no further!
Alex: i think that u should get confident by this Crazi list n motivate yourself so u can b that crazi hotpoint Nomor!!!
Kaytie: Yes alex i wil!
to state something forcefully and effectively to make it clearly understood, like driving a nail into its final place
I drew that homepoint to my mom and she lost the argument