Hotpointing
The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.
Hotpointing by Dick van Whittington April 10, 2020
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