Homepoint

to state something forcefully and effectively to make it clearly understood, like driving a nail into its final place

I drew that homepoint to my mom and she lost the argument

by Nothingtoseehere5679 January 19, 2026

howedointoday

The official greeting of a white ogre like jabroni.

"howedointoday" said the white shrek jabroni.

by R. Shiles June 13, 2019

Homeponent

Components of homosexuality.

“How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

homegoing service

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.

I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.

by GDWilliams May 21, 2008

Homointellectual

someone who shares a similar or same thinking as that of another.

Person A: "You know what they say, 'Great minds think alike!'"

Person B: "Actually, homointellectuals think alike."

by The Fluctuating Thought October 14, 2011

Hotpointing

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.

Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.

by Dick van Whittington April 10, 2020

homeporn

Homemade pornography. The reason the internet exists.

"Have you seen my homeporn site?"

by YSK February 8, 2008