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howedointoday 

The official greeting of a white ogre like jabroni.
"howedointoday" said the white shrek jabroni.
howedointoday by R. Shiles June 13, 2019

Homeponent 

“How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”
Homeponent by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

homegoing service 

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.

Homointellectual 

someone who shares a similar or same thinking as that of another.
Person A: "You know what they say, 'Great minds think alike!'"

Person B: "Actually, homointellectuals think alike."

Hotpointing 

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.

homeporn 

Homemade pornography. The reason the internet exists.
"Have you seen my homeporn site?"
homeporn by YSK February 8, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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