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howedointoday 

The official greeting of a white ogre like jabroni.
"howedointoday" said the white shrek jabroni.
howedointoday by R. Shiles June 13, 2019

Homeponent 

How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”
Homeponent by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

homegoing service 

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.

Homointellectual 

someone who shares a similar or same thinking as that of another.
Person A: "You know what they say, 'Great minds think alike!'"

Person B: "Actually, homointellectuals think alike."

Hotpointing 

The act of inserting a hot steam iron into a woman's anus, whilst simultaneously having vaginal intercourse, until the heat becomes unbearable for the man, forcing him to withdraw his cock.
Margaret was feeling particularly horny after doing the laundry, so suggested to her husband Dennis, that instead of their usual Thursday afternoon fisting before Countdown, she wanted to hot things up a bit by him sticking the steam iron up her arse. "im not fucking *hotpointing* you with the Morphy Richards. It'll burn my fucking cock you daft bint.". "Not if you're rough and quick and spill your beans before it scorches your glans" said Margaret. "You really are a thick cunt" said Dennis. Margaret skulked away in disappointment and fucked herself with the Tefal hand-blender instead.

homeporn 

"Have you seen my homeporn site?"
homeporn by YSK February 8, 2008