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hootnanny 

1. A word commonly used by cowboys and other Southern folk; means roundabout, gathering, party, or just a plain old fucking good time.

2. A gathering that involves mischief, paganism, or other heinous acts.
1. Jesus, Clem, did'ja go ta that ole good hootnanny last night? Dang, that was a quesa-dilla worthy cowboy hunchback sunnuvabitch cockfight we had!"

2. "Don't leave, Janet. The boys will talk to you, touch you, take off your clothes, and before you know it, a hootnanny will come out of your anus and we'll all be to blame."
hootnanny by Reverend December 19, 2004
Jamie and Emily yelled HOOTNAN because they were excited to see roger the homeless cat walk down the street.
Hootnan by Jamie Wisniewski June 22, 2008

Hootinanigans 

The doing's of one person or a group of persons. Usualy including something viewed as hilarious, and or amusing.
Joe had many hootinanigans to his name.
Hootinanigans by Hewy January 28, 2006

Hootinani 

Hey man, I hear there's a great hootinani in Gwangju next weekend
Hootinani by AVeryAngryOldMan August 30, 2018

Hootnany 

a small group of people having a get together with lots of beverages, alot of DABS and horny men, shannanigins occur..hootnanys dont get busted by the popos.
joeys hootnany was so rad man
Hootnany by DAB#1 December 3, 2011

I don't give a hootnanny 

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)
-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"
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