1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients

Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans

Honanigans by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022

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Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

Hobonanism by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

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hoenanigans

So you’re out with your girls right? One of them decides to go home with a rando from the bar- we link up the next morning to talk about it over brunch and bottomless momo’s and BOOM. Hoe•nanigans

Are you girls down for some hoenanigans?

hoenanigans by HoenaniganAJ April 15, 2020

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Hoonans House

Le May garbage can.

A reciptical where trash is stored.

hoonan:"this is my house, no strait men allowed only gay men."

hoonan:"where are my chaps at"
hoonan:"ike check out my awesome range"

8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D= <--- IKE

Hoonans House by gay carl December 19, 2004

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hookanig

Can you hook a nigger up?

Yo, can you hookanig?

hookanig by route2null0 October 12, 2005

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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