hootnanny

1. A word commonly used by cowboys and other Southern folk; means roundabout, gathering, party, or just a plain old fucking good time.

2. A gathering that involves mischief, paganism, or other heinous acts.

1. Jesus, Clem, did'ja go ta that ole good hootnanny last night? Dang, that was a quesa-dilla worthy cowboy hunchback sunnuvabitch cockfight we had!"

2. "Don't leave, Janet. The boys will talk to you, touch you, take off your clothes, and before you know it, a hootnanny will come out of your anus and we'll all be to blame."

by Reverend December 20, 2004

hootnanny

a breakfast dish including eggs, flour, salt, milk, and lots of butter.

very similar to dutch pancakes.

Bobby, get that hootnanny out of the over before the fire department does.

by bbonsey November 28, 2006

hootnanny

Type of bird known for its goat like appearance and its hooting noises

Me and my bud went bird watching and I saw the biggest hootnanny ever!

by dddaniel June 17, 2007

hootnanny

margit and emma!

margit has a hootnanny in her pants

by Jesus saves? or does he? January 20, 2005

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 05, 2011

Hootnanny

The opposite of cheagy.
Basically situations that are shit.

Malike : Joline is leaving 😭
Adam : Bit of a hootnanny !

by Captain Freckles July 23, 2019

hootnanny

a hick aka a country boy

jenna: do u see that boy wearing those boots lmao

brenda: yea jenna that’s a HOOTNANNY

by brenda 34 December 26, 2021