hootnaner

a pair of really saggy titties

"check it out carl, that girls rack is soooo hootnaner"

by monica monica October 5, 2006

hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.

I will not be involved with such hoonanery!

by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006

hootnanny

1. A word commonly used by cowboys and other Southern folk; means roundabout, gathering, party, or just a plain old fucking good time.

2. A gathering that involves mischief, paganism, or other heinous acts.

1. Jesus, Clem, did'ja go ta that ole good hootnanny last night? Dang, that was a quesa-dilla worthy cowboy hunchback sunnuvabitch cockfight we had!"

2. "Don't leave, Janet. The boys will talk to you, touch you, take off your clothes, and before you know it, a hootnanny will come out of your anus and we'll all be to blame."

by Reverend December 19, 2004

Hootnan

An exclamation of joy.

Jamie and Emily yelled HOOTNAN because they were excited to see roger the homeless cat walk down the street.

by Jamie Wisniewski June 22, 2008

Hootnany

a small group of people having a get together with lots of beverages, alot of DABS and horny men, shannanigins occur..hootnanys dont get busted by the popos.

joeys hootnany was so rad man

by DAB#1 December 3, 2011

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011

hootnani

a phrase used for no apparent reason

blah blah blah...hoootnani...blah blah

by rasoool March 26, 2003