hoonk

a person who is a dumbass motherfucker

Kohl was talking to John but john said something stupid “you dumbass hoonk”

by Big papa Kohl October 12, 2017

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

Hjönk Hjönk

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough

Jack: Hjönk hjönk am goose

by Yeetboi96 October 10, 2019

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

what the honk

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.

Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”

by JuneApril September 25, 2020

Hjönk

Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.

"Hjönk hjönk am goose!"

by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009