Hoonkey

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A slow (fast) truck big rig or some normally big slow vehicle doing hoonigan activity. Burnouts, donuts, drifting, jumping in the mud, climbing rocks etc.

Oh, look there is a HOONKEY Duramax truck doing donuts on the parking area. That guy is a real HOONKEY driver in the mud! What a HOONKEY rock crawler!

Hoonkey by HOONKEY DONK June 25, 2019

Words you can keep

Hoonkey Doonkey

A little boy who thinks he is a donkey, but he is in fact a boy
He is also gay

Frank "Hey guys"
Jerper "Nah wtf fam, what are you, a hoonkey doonkey

Hoonkey Doonkey by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

Related Words

Hoonkey • Hoonkey Doonkey • honkey • Honkeytonk • Honkey Kong • Honkey Donk • honkey donkey • honkey or honkette • hookey • Honkey-Dory

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

honkey ass by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

homonkey

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026