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hoodriage 

a marriage not of legal standing that takes place in the hood, generally identified sometime after sharing their first 40oz and the six years it takes for their common law marriage to be recognized by the county of residence
she turned into a train wreck after you, she's on her second hoodriage
hoodriage by xx0z0xx October 8, 2013
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Hoodbridge

The town of woodbridge at the very south of northern va. 30 minutes from dc. There is really no minority here but blacks and Hispanics definitely have the majority. Hoodbridge came from visitors from surrounding Towns like stafford and fairfax who aren’t use to really seing much ratchetness in their community and mistake it as a hood do to a lot of check cashing, convienent stors, and goon look alikes they can drive by a nice upper class area to South America in just one stop light. Of course kids and goons in the area took it as a compliment.
I stopped at 711 and this black dude wearing polo true religions and new foams with a new I watch and new iPhone asked if I can give his baby momma some gas and money for McDonald’s so he can feed his kids while inside it looks like a line to get in a Spanish nightclub while some fat pail white girl in Baggy dollar store sweat pants with a tank tops card keeps declining for cash back for dope. I must be in hoodbridge.
Hoodbridge by Neiman90 October 4, 2018

hoodbridge

1. Woodbridge, Virginia; a Washington DC suburb.
2. One of the few places where your Guatemalan neighbors grow corn in their front yard.
Harvey: Every time I look out of my window, I see Oscar messing with his corn.
Steve: Only in Hoodbridge.
hoodbridge by 37153 July 22, 2007

Hoodridge 

Hoodridge is the slang term for Woodridge, IL.
Yo, you live up in Hoodridge.
Hoodridge by noname urban September 21, 2003
A hoodride is an old vintage car that's been lowered and has original faded or worn paint. In the best case, the car will also have rust and patina. Mismatched panels, dents and missing parts enhance the look because they add more character and originality. Driving a hoodride is about making use of a car everyone else would avoid because it's "ugly" or "beyond repair" and being able to love it for what it is. It's enjoying your car because you built it the way you want, and not how everyone else thinks it should look.

A hoodride is most often an older model air-cooled Volkswagen, but it doesn't really have to be a VW to qualify for hoodride status--It can be any rusty old car.
Shit man... Now that's a real Hood Ride.

The car sat out in a field for about ten years, and lost several fenders. It's a real hoodride.
hoodride by The Sad Emoticon September 9, 2008

Hoodbridge

that's where I be, that's where I stay, that's who I rolls wit.....that's Woodbridge 703 Virgina.....don't trip
Where ya from playa?

Oh you know dat 703 Hoodbridge VA!
Hoodbridge by Bruce Da Truth August 17, 2006
Slammed rusty, patina'd car usually a aircooled VW.
That hoodride Ghia has some sik petina!
Hoodride by Rustisgood December 9, 2008
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