hoo-driver 

an insult or a cross between a hoover and screwdriver. it picks up nails

no 1:hey nice hoo-driver
no 2:shut it ure fat
no 1: shut up u hoo-driver

example no 2

no 1:wicked that hoover picks up nails
no 2:its not a hoover its a hoo-driver

hoo-driver by connorp5 July 3, 2007

Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.

I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!

Hood River by Poemrider December 24, 2010

Hood River

A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.

Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.

Hood River by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015

Hood river middle school 

There Booty licking horse fucking drugies they put it in there mom before school and don’t pull out our dang is spitter are quitters don’t be a hoe!

Jeff- yo you put it in your mom this morning

Bob-hell yah

Gerald- oof hood river middle school bro

Hood river middle school by Bootythotmaxamoude January 11, 2019

Hoodriver

Slang for Hoover or Vacuum Cleaner.

"Use the hoodriver to clean that rubbish!"

Hoodriver by Elliot Boowey December 19, 2017

hoodriver

This is a screwdriver and a hoover combined

its not stupid

im going to use this hoodriver to hoover this mess up .... then stab you with it ok

hoodriver by peter 223344 August 1, 2019

hoedriver

A woman that drivers through willy

She's a hoedriver look at her go

hoedriver by The Beee March 20, 2017