Hoodinger 

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

Hoodinger by Irene July 26, 2004

foodinger 

a food connoisseur that pays to go to their friends place and eats their cooking.

i want to go to be like amy. she's such a foodinger. she never cooks but gets her friends to cook for her!

foodinger by chentastical December 4, 2012

hoedigger 

Hoedigger; hoh-dig-er

1) A man who searches for a woman that's easily accessible, and easily bedded; i.e. whether through intoxication, or revealing dress-sense, or behavioural mannerisms pertaining to easy access, or any other form of an exclusive declaration of looseness.

2) The male equivalent of the golddigger, but with a different form of currency and less need for class and sophistication.

A: Those guys are always on the pull, and always with the skankiest chicks.
B: That's coz they're hoediggers.

hoedigger by Violi June 28, 2010

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

foodinger 

A website.

Did you log on to foodinger? It's got map.

foodinger by whateverforever December 12, 2012

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

humdinger 

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003