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Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.
Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.
Hoodlenese by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019
"People" in the higher grades of their school. When more than 2 is present, they is referred to as a "herd"

Male Hoodlens can be spotted with baggy jeans, band album shirts, and expensive Jordans. Their hobbies include vaping, skateboarding and over sexualizing common items. Commonly seen being kicked out of various public establishments. The amount of frustration you will experience while dealing with these egoistic animals is not to be underestimated.

Female specimens are typically seen with revealing clothing, five pounds of makeup and excessive amounts of perfume. They find enjoyment out of crowding hallways, judging strangers, and buying unnecessary things with their parents money. You will need some anger management classes, because the urge to not punch them is hard to control.

In general, these are some annoying little shits that need a good ol' punch to the jaw. It is recommended to stay away from things like them, because you are getting no benefits and just adding to there already big egos.
Person 1 : Look at that herd of female Hoodlens crowding that hallway.
Person 2 : I know right, they are so annoying
Hoodlen by Peince Muncher May 3, 2023

hoodlesnanker

A word that didn't exist yesterday. Used primarily to confuse folks in earlier time zones just after midnight.
You curse-engendered spawn of filthy fish-mongering codpiece-wearing hoodlesnankering tiddlywinkers!
hoodlesnanker by jrijri May 25, 2006

hoodlenannies

A term the old people use for new gadgets that they don't understand and are frustrated by, that is also in itself a new word that they don't understand and are frustrated by.
Granny: "I don't understand this generation's gimmicks and hoodlenannies. I'll leave them for the kids to play with"
Me:...??
hoodlenannies by cbot52 March 15, 2021

hoodleeny 

A slang term for your circle of mates.
Person 1 ‘What we saying tonight hoodleeny?’
Person 2 ‘Getting shitfaced!’
hoodleeny by H DAZZLER May 16, 2021

big boy hoodlen

a ganster that hangs out around highschools. has loud cars and smokes lots of weed.
shit, run away theres a big boy hoodlen coming to kidnap us!
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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