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"People" in the higher grades of their school. When more than 2 is present, they is referred to as a "herd"

Male Hoodlens can be spotted with baggy jeans, band album shirts, and expensive Jordans. Their hobbies include vaping, skateboarding and over sexualizing common items. Commonly seen being kicked out of various public establishments. The amount of frustration you will experience while dealing with these egoistic animals is not to be underestimated.

Female specimens are typically seen with revealing clothing, five pounds of makeup and excessive amounts of perfume. They find enjoyment out of crowding hallways, judging strangers, and buying unnecessary things with their parents money. You will need some anger management classes, because the urge to not punch them is hard to control.

In general, these are some annoying little shits that need a good ol' punch to the jaw. It is recommended to stay away from things like them, because you are getting no benefits and just adding to there already big egos.
Person 1 : Look at that herd of female Hoodlens crowding that hallway.
Person 2 : I know right, they are so annoying
Hoodlen by Peince Muncher May 3, 2023

big boy hoodlen

a ganster that hangs out around highschools. has loud cars and smokes lots of weed.
shit, run away theres a big boy hoodlen coming to kidnap us!
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Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.
Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.
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Cheese Hoodle 

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.
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hoodlander 

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
hoodlander by MistaM. January 6, 2015
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