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"People" in the higher grades of their school. When more than 2 is present, they is referred to as a "herd"

Male Hoodlens can be spotted with baggy jeans, band album shirts, and expensive Jordans. Their hobbies include vaping, skateboarding and over sexualizing common items. Commonly seen being kicked out of various public establishments. The amount of frustration you will experience while dealing with these egoistic animals is not to be underestimated.

Female specimens are typically seen with revealing clothing, five pounds of makeup and excessive amounts of perfume. They find enjoyment out of crowding hallways, judging strangers, and buying unnecessary things with their parents money. You will need some anger management classes, because the urge to not punch them is hard to control.

In general, these are some annoying little shits that need a good ol' punch to the jaw. It is recommended to stay away from things like them, because you are getting no benefits and just adding to there already big egos.
Person 1 : Look at that herd of female Hoodlens crowding that hallway.
Person 2 : I know right, they are so annoying
Hoodlen by Peince Muncher May 3, 2023

big boy hoodlen

a ganster that hangs out around highschools. has loud cars and smokes lots of weed.
shit, run away theres a big boy hoodlen coming to kidnap us!
Related Words

Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.
Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.
Hoodlenese by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019

Hoodbending 

The four elements of hood niggas Sneaking Shooting boxing and weaving
Mark mastered the four elements of Hoodbending and became the hood avatar
Hoodbending by Booty o's December 7, 2016

Cheese Hoodle 

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.
He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
Cheese Hoodle by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Hoodlehopper 

A go-to word when you can't remember the word you're loooking for.
Frazzled at the security check line at the airport, Jane Doe can't find her passport. She asks her friend: "Have you seen my hoodlehopper?"
Hoodlehopper by Persephone Halley September 8, 2009

hoodlander 

A wanna be gangster that smokes weed in the school bus stops;

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.

They are seen in a group and often heard using the word "nigga" on every end of their sentences, and complain that their asses are cold in the winter when their pants are half way down showing their butt crack like Grand Canyon.
Did you see that hoodlander? He's a straight a student that's a wanna be gangsta
hoodlander by MistaM. January 6, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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