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Hood Winked 

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.
Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!
Hood Winked by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Hood Winked 

When a person sneaks up behind a victim and puts his or her shirt over the victim's head.
Dude did you just see him get hood winked?" "Yeah dude he came out of no where!
Hood Winked by The Italian Night October 25, 2010

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hoodwanked 

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

hoodwinked

To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.
"Egads, I've been hoodwinked!"
hoodwinked by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003

Hoodwinked

A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.
I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.
Hoodwinked by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021