hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.

"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"

by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014

hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.

Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.

by sternwise September 30, 2006

Hoodwinker

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Hoodwinker

The type of girl that's from Delaware but grew up in Philadelphia and says she's a Californian but in reality is a narcissistic gaslighting demon from Dantes Inferno, she'll seduce you like a siren and sing you to shipwreck while living off your spirit energy, she usually keeps her x boyfriend around long after your dating... As a "best friend" That she secretly smokes crystal meth with behind your back as they wager what part of your soul they will sell first after they've emptied your bank account. It will usually take 3-4 years before you can break the spell of this special creature and try to piece your life back together again. Beware!

Hey bro why don't you like this new girl that I'm trying to date. Well bro I keep trying to tell you she a real "hoodwinker"

by Pyramid Oracle May 28, 2023