Hookwinked

When you are waiting for a phone call from one person at a specified time and another person calls you by mistake.

I was expecting my girlfriend's call, but my wife hookwinked my phone.

by Hookwinkerookwinker July 12, 2016

hookwinked

When you're expecting a call, and you pick up a phone and it turns out to be the person you least wanted to talk to.

My wife was supposed to call at 3 p.m., but I got hookwinked when it was my girlfriend instead.

by Hookwinker August 9, 2016

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

hoodwinked

To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.

"Egads, I've been hoodwinked!"

by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003

Hoodwinked

A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.

I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.

"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"

by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014