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hookwinked 

When you're expecting a call, and you pick up a phone and it turns out to be the person you least wanted to talk to.
My wife was supposed to call at 3 p.m., but I got hookwinked when it was my girlfriend instead.
hookwinked by Hookwinker August 9, 2016

hoodwanked 

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

hoodwinked

To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.
"Egads, I've been hoodwinked!"
hoodwinked by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003

Hoodwinked

A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.
I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.
Hoodwinked by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021

hoodwinker 

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
hoodwinker by Batman June 10, 2004

Hoodwinker 

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.
"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"
Hoodwinker by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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