Hoodtwinked

When someone who used to be a twink still uses their twink photos on dating sites despite not being a twink any longer.

Guy 1: I was completely Hoodtwinked this past weekend.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Met up with a twink from Grindr, and he hasn’t been a twink in a least 10 years.

Guy 2: Oh god, how bad.

Guy 1: A total bear.

by Hahaharambe February 3, 2022

Hoodtwinked

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.

Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.

by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

hoodwinked

To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.

"Egads, I've been hoodwinked!"

by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003

Hoodwinked

A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.

I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021

hoodwinker

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.

1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.

by Batman June 10, 2004

Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.

"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"

by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014