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Hoodtwinked 

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.
Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.
Hoodtwinked by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwanked 

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

hoodwinked

To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a hood over the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of falconry. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from the bird's talons.
"Egads, I've been hoodwinked!"
hoodwinked by ledzepp461 August 19, 2003

Hoodwinked

A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.
I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.
Hoodwinked by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 3, 2021

hoodwinker 

An extremely talented JA/JO player who lives somewhere in Canada. See Own or Gay.
1) Hoodwinker just owned me. 2) Hoodwinker is a Canadian bastard.
hoodwinker by Batman June 10, 2004

Hoodwinker 

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.
"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"
Hoodwinker by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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