Definitions by KongoJojo

Hood Winked 

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.

Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!

Hood Winked by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Amish Eye Liner 

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

Amish Eye Liner by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Portuguese Monkey Wrench 

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.

I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.

Portuguese Monkey Wrench by KongoJojo December 14, 2010