hoobster

A pretty woman buying a gluten-free cookbook.

Damn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!

by farming simulator 360 no scope August 15, 2016

hoopster

A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster

Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!

Word dude.

by bennyhoops August 5, 2010

Hoopster

A term police use to identify a herion user.

We got us a Hoopster over here.

by ChristinaTrujillo17 January 12, 2016

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016

Hooster

A annoying friend that trys to act cool to impress people. Normally they will do or say something alot and tell people about it like "Hey dude did you hear me say penis, because I just said it haha." And then you normally say to yourself, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Oh my god Dylan is such a hooster, somebody go punch him in the face.

by Wosco March 10, 2009

hobster

half Hobo half hipster - generally they like to be into trends wich are but are not limitied to anything that stanks

girls who have those weird ankley stockings no socks feet smell like satans ass crack seriously they stank. definately a hobster

by sockets February 19, 2014

Hoopster

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

by Kirzz December 6, 2010