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hoofster 

A lazy hipster who likes others to google for him.
"Yesterday Carlo hoofsted again on FB, he's one of the best hoofster out there !"
hoofster by kabooki October 5, 2013
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hoopster 

A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster
Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!

Word dude.
hoopster by bennyhoops August 5, 2010

Hoopster 

A term police use to identify a herion user.
We got us a Hoopster over here.
Hoopster by ChristinaTrujillo17 January 12, 2016
Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.
Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"
hoofter by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018
A annoying friend that trys to act cool to impress people. Normally they will do or say something alot and tell people about it like "Hey dude did you hear me say penis, because I just said it haha." And then you normally say to yourself, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Oh my god Dylan is such a hooster, somebody go punch him in the face.
Hooster by Wosco March 10, 2009

harry hoofter 

one who has sex with one of the same sex. usually aimed as an insult towards a male.
you're a harry hoofter, now jog on before i kick you in the nuts, ya ride!
harry hoofter by jackshaw8 April 16, 2005

harry hoofter 

Derogative term for a male homosexual. An example of rhyming slang; the source of this phrase is poofter.
Stop checkin out ma erse, ya harry hoofter!
harry hoofter by Chad4051 November 5, 2005
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