cplax's definitions

TMESS

Too Much Elliott Smith Syndrome. A general but persistent malaise/ennui that results after listening to one or more Elliott Smith albums without a chaser. Can be fatal in rare cases. See also, "TMESF - Too Much Elliott Smith Face".

I have a hot case of TMESS, can't even get out of bed.

by cplax July 24, 2016

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016

Uberture

When you make a romantic overture to your Uber driver.

She rejected my Uberture.

by cplax July 23, 2016