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A boy genius, book wise, a scholar, but lacks social skills and common sense.
Someone who is very smart when It comes to school, but doesn't have manners or common sense. Tends to be rude and tempremental when deprived of his own way.

"You're such a honzik."
Honzik by KoolKatx3 January 12, 2008
Common nickname for an overwhelmingly handsome and intelligent swiss person.
Honzi usually is best at everything and better than anyone; even Chuck Norris.
"Honzi is better than you at breathing."
"Honzi, Honzi the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot."
"Honzi can hear written words."
Honzi by Sandro Delvecchio October 31, 2007

vypindit honíka 

By switching the words vyhonit ( to jerk off ) and pindík ( another way to say dick, usually used when talking about small dicks ). Vypindit si honíka means to jerk off.
Guy1: Jdu si vypindit honíka.
Guy2: Ok, hlavně nebuď moc hlasitý.
vypindit honíka by Kaufko June 9, 2022

Felix Honikker 

Hello Charlotte's token shota. "He dies? No fucking problem there's seven more to make you happy." Some small midget that the fandom he originates from really loves. Why is he so popular? Because everyone loves tsunderes and boys with pink/orange hair. Too precious for this world, too pure.
Felix Honikker? More like Felix HOE-nikker am I right?
a norwegian name
means 'coming sun' the name for a well expected child
a boy's first name
sounds german, to some, or ukranian to others, but it has roots in norwegian stories instead
Everyone who's someone, has to believe your search functions aren't working Honiker
Honiker by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018
Wooow look at him he’s so cool Hunziker
Hunziker by sirol February 6, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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