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We pray and beg for the honkay
Honkay by HonkayBeliever69 November 7, 2019
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vypindit honíka 

By switching the words vyhonit ( to jerk off ) and pindík ( another way to say dick, usually used when talking about small dicks ). Vypindit si honíka means to jerk off.
Guy1: Jdu si vypindit honíka.
Guy2: Ok, hlavně nebuď moc hlasitý.
vypindit honíka by Kaufko June 9, 2022
Expression of agreement. Similar to "okay."
Daniel: "Hey let's go get a drink."
Allen: "Hongkay!"

(Beginning of a presentation)
Richard: "Hongkay, so here is..."
hongkay by fartingdemon May 12, 2008
Just one Honkay trying to take on the world. He honks all day and he honks all night. He honks in times of sorrow, in times of fright. He'll honk tomorrow, and he'll honk tonight. He honks through the corridors, through the swaying saloon doors. He'll honk in your home, he'll honk in mine, the boy will simply honk all the time.
You're nothing but a root-tootin', yassabossin', yellabellied Honkay.
Honkay by Bald McMansion September 21, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026