Often mistaken for the word Nigger, Nikker means quite the opposite. Derived from the words, Nice and Nigger. This word (Founded after the American Civil War in the late 1800's by northern whites) actually means "Nice, Well-Dressed Black Man". However in recent years, It has been misused by white teenagers to get away with calling blacks Niggers.
Black Man: Sir, I finished with all them there papers. Northern White Man: Good job you nikker!
White Teen: Hey you! Nigger! Black Teen: What did you call me?! White Teen: I said nikker!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.