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homoliptic 

a homosexual, either of the two fleshy parts or folds forming the margins twitching
we acted as though we were homoliptic.
homoliptic by p grewal February 1, 2008
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homoliphic 

Prolifically queer.
New guy is acting very homoliphic.
homoliphic by batsoup August 14, 2009

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004

homoseptical 

A homo who stores all things gay within themselves!
"Keith is like an endless book of all things gay, HE IS A HOMOSEPTICAL!"
homoseptical by Grimmjow215 January 29, 2014

homoliptus 

Homoliptus.... lets see...lets break it down now....homo...meaning fag and liptus.....as in mentholiptus. I still don't know what the hell it means but I been callin people homoliptus for years. I think it sounds good, just like my other invention, bastard fag. They just both really seem to get the point across. What point, you may ask? Quit asking stupid question and just make sure you use the word homoliptus in at least 5 sentences this week. Aiight, get lost homoliptus.
1) Whaddup homoliptus.... I thought you was still downtown with yer spoogehog.

2) Now you just step off with that homoliptian attitude there bro, before I bust you in da mowf.

3) (heard at the crack house) Get that moe fugga, man, thats the homoliptus that gypped us.
homoliptus by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

homoistic 

pertaining to or related things of a very homosexual matter, campy, in the closet type things that tell you a person has certain undiscovered power of gayness waiting to come out.
Bob: Hmm these salads are really nice, I like they way the spruce it up with just a touch of olive oil and then counter strike obvious homoistic butt sex reference it with that tangy bit of lemon.

Jim: Hey Bob isn't two guys talking about salads a little HOMOISTIC..

Bob: Jim grow up..and become the backdoor bambi that you really are..

Jim: Ok I was just checking pass me my high heels..
homoistic by ThinkTank April 9, 2003

homoseptic

Someone who is so ugly, very stupid and likely overly hairy. The missing link. Someone so apart from mankind that they can not be part of the same species.
Kevin: "Here comes Derek, damn that guy is ugly!"
Tadhg: "Thats not a guy, he's homoseptic!"
homoseptic by Tigwan Mambozie April 29, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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