Definitions by batsoup

Obviant 

The act of being obvious, or being sarcastic but at an unclear level.

Also a word used by Sean, when he is drunk, to explain something being obvious.

Johnny- "Steve that chick wants me inside of her!"
Steve- "Hahaha, she made it pretty Obviant that she was a nt into dudes."
Johnny- "Awesome!"

Obviant by batsoup September 6, 2009

Tapeworm Turnover

When a tapeworm is transferred from one person to another via tossing the salad.

Johnny- "My wife was so happy the tapeworm made her loose 100 lbs that she recommended I get one, but I had no idea where to find a tapeworm, so I ate her ass out until we had a tapeworm turnover."
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"

Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"

Tapeworm Turnover by batsoup September 6, 2009

Scrapnel 

The splashback that actually hits your ass when you have explosive diarrhea. Commonly carries fecal matter with the liquid making you have to wipe your ass cheeks as well as the hole.

Johnny- "Damn Steve, I got hit with Scrapnel, and I am all outta toilet paper!"
Steve- "Well Steve, you shouldn't of ate those Tacos!"

Scrapnel by batsoup August 30, 2009

Van Gogh 

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.

Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"

Van Gogh by batsoup August 24, 2009

Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."

Picasso by batsoup August 17, 2009

homoliphic 

Prolifically queer.

New guy is acting very homoliphic.

homoliphic by batsoup August 14, 2009

Electrofuk 

The act of fucking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to orgasm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. As she convulses you will have the best orgasm ever, and she might too... but who knows? (Make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke will be on you also.) Make sure not to be balls deep!

Steve was electrofuking his woman when the button on his tazer got stuck and they both fried!

Electrofuk by batsoup August 6, 2009