homoseptic

Someone who is so ugly, very stupid and likely overly hairy. The missing link. Someone so apart from mankind that they can not be part of the same species.

Kevin: "Here comes Derek, damn that guy is ugly!"
Tadhg: "Thats not a guy, he's homoseptic!"

by Tigwan Mambozie April 29, 2011

homoception

"Homosexual exception." When a person who identifies as heterosexual falls for someone of the same sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's homoception.

See also heteroception.

1. Samantha Ronson is rumored to be Lindsay Lohan's homoception.

2. "Dude, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Anthony was just a homoception. Sorry."

by feyling May 17, 2009

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

homosecting

homosecting is a jail term to describe homosexual behavior between two inmates.

Hey why did John get rolled out?
Because he was caught homosecting with Joe

by jennalovesmoney October 17, 2012

homospicious

Displaying possible homosexual leanings. A warning sign. (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

All that fancy flavoured coffee you keep around is kind of homospicious.

by alessandro January 8, 2004

homosexicle

A homosexual: someone sexually attracted to another person of the same gender.

Are you and Dad homosexicles? - Shelby Adamowsky, "I Now Pronouce you Chuck and Larry"

by Greg B. July 12, 2007

homosectional

When two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended

Oh have you seen April and Sam? They're so openly homosectional

by wannadrum21 October 28, 2010