homoistic 

pertaining to or related things of a very homosexual matter, campy, in the closet type things that tell you a person has certain undiscovered power of gayness waiting to come out.

Bob: Hmm these salads are really nice, I like they way the spruce it up with just a touch of olive oil and then counter strike obvious homoistic butt sex reference it with that tangy bit of lemon.

Jim: Hey Bob isn't two guys talking about salads a little HOMOISTIC..

Bob: Jim grow up..and become the backdoor bambi that you really are..

Jim: Ok I was just checking pass me my high heels..

homoistic by ThinkTank April 9, 2003

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

Homtastic 

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.

Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.

Homtastic by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004

hoboistic

to be of or having characteristics similar to a hobo.

Fuck you and your hoboistic way

hoboistic by meansome, bettybatwings, and daehawk January 2, 2009