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homosatchel 

A bag proudly displayed by homosexuals. Most likely a small back pack or shoulder bag.
It's not a manbag it's my homosatchel!

Homophetic 

1. A large group of gay males lined up in a straight line engaging in anal sex with the person in front of them.
2. Taking a dick while giving a dick
"Dude my ass is burning up from that homophetic experience last night."
Homophetic by Sazammmm!!! January 3, 2009

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004

Homoeratic 

Adj- Describing a straight male who hits on other males while drunk.
Man he was sooo homoeratic last night.
Homoeratic by Brandon Goede September 26, 2005

Homohican 

New 'fashionable' Hairstyle normally worn by Young Gay/Camp Men but infiltrating the Straight Communities and now appealing to Lesbians (usually the givers).

Hairstyle worn also by men trying to achieve a younger look but who are actually 'Past it'.

Doing too many Drugs can also bring on the desire to sport a Homohican.

Hairstyle emulating a small, pushed up Mohican (David Beckham had one).

A Gay Mohican.
What is that all about? He looks about 50 he has got a Homohican...Must be having a midlife crisis or is coming out or something. Hey look at those Guys with their Gay Haircuts...Fucking Homohicans.
Homohican by The Real Anacabana September 11, 2007

homoholic 

I seriously need to go to homoholics anonymous, I keep getting the urge to deepthroat my dad and entice my uncle to fist my anus.
homoholic by Raevn April 21, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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