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homoantiqophobe 

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.
"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

homoantipathy

The complete utter hate and disgust towards faggots. Those sissy liberal meat munching faggots. Those skittle people. Those pedophiles.
“Hey mum, look at that stinky fucken disgrace of a fkn human fagboy over there.”, “son, I’m glad you’ve learnt to embrace your homoantipathy.”
homoantipathy by TheMinziBasher6809 September 12, 2023

Homantic 

When two people of the same sex do something romantic.
Bob got Mike a dozen roses for Valentine's Day. It was very homantic.
Homantic by drwillie January 28, 2007

HoMantic 

To get all mushy and romantic with a girl who gives it freely, or one which you payed for
Im going to find me a slut tonight then take her out and get all Homantic in the back seat of my volvo

homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems

2. Very Bad
1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.

2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

homonics 

the language used by or among homos.
I am receiving lessons on homonics although I am not a homo.
homonics by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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