homobvious

When some one you know is so gay and they think that you do not know that they are, but you do.

That Snyder is so Homobvious, it is funny.

by Deltalema February 9, 2007

homoblivious

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."

by Mackster66 April 1, 2006

homoblivious

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.

My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.

by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

hobviously

Same as obvious, but more scene.

First appeared on Ali G many years ago when he would pronounce

obviously - "hobviously"

Since then it has been adopted by scene kids and made famous in the HRCA.

Other terms to stem from include

Hobviously ridiculous
Hobnobviously

1. scene kid 1: Dereks such a sceneager.
scene kid 2: Hobviously.

2. scene kid 1: i wish i cud be more like ollie, hes so emorgasmic.
scene kid 2: true, he is so hobviously absurdiculous..sigh..im such an emosexual

3. scene kid 1: dont call me a fag just cos i care more about fashion than music.
hXc kid 1: u hobviously want a *ROUNDHOUSE* HA U JUST GOT EMOWNED.

by the rizza May 1, 2006

homoblivious

a person with absolutely no "gaydar" .

My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".

by ellerphant April 1, 2006

homoblivious

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."

Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.

by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006

Homobatious

Where someone bats for the other team. Someone is homosexual, and batty.

Helen - "Man...you really are homobatious Ed. You should get a girlfriend"
Ed - "shut up im not gay, grow up"

by SimplyBeYourself May 6, 2008