homis
You stupid homis. Look at this homis.
homis by Steve Pettyjohn September 3, 2007
mahogany homis
mahogany homis by THUNDER_BUDDIE71 June 7, 2014
Hamist
Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020
Hangers Hoist
Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties
Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly
Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly
Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
Holistic Steamroller
A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
Homescapes
A game that is supposedly a Candy Crush ripoff. The game along with Township, Gardenscapes, and Fishdom has been infamously known for having many fake mobile game ads made by Playrix which including myself is pissed off.
(sees an ad)
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!
Homescapes by Aedyn February 23, 2020
hoimsli
1.something extremely tasty and declicious that makes you very happy
2. An exclamatiion indicating that you are hungry, or that you find something very deicious looking
etymology: perhaps the name Helmsley that appealed to me on a trip to New York long ago. The swiss sounding word ending in -l! indicates something tasty, like Guterly.
pronunciation: hoy-m-sli
2. An exclamatiion indicating that you are hungry, or that you find something very deicious looking
etymology: perhaps the name Helmsley that appealed to me on a trip to New York long ago. The swiss sounding word ending in -l! indicates something tasty, like Guterly.
pronunciation: hoy-m-sli
"Look at those cakes!" "
"Mhhh! They look very hoimsli!"
"Dou you like your food?"
"Hoimsli! Thank you!"
tasty, Guterly, lipsmacky, succulent,juicy, fresh, yummy, luscious, scrumptious
"Mhhh! They look very hoimsli!"
"Dou you like your food?"
"Hoimsli! Thank you!"
tasty, Guterly, lipsmacky, succulent,juicy, fresh, yummy, luscious, scrumptious
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I hit a real purple patch.
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