homberg

The most hateful, terrible, and retarded person known to man. Denies love and positivity. Usually wears his pants too high. Not a smoker of loud or a blower of phat clouds.

Chris: "Man, that guy Aron is such a HOMBERG...."
Gage: "I totally agree, he took all of my loud."

by DankFaRev February 6, 2018

hoberg

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

hogberg

To party extremely hard while keeping it classy.

Charlotte got so hogberged last night at afrojack!

by agsf93 October 24, 2011

hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

by RichHomie December 14, 2013

homburg

A hat for men, often made of felt, with a wide brim and a crease in the peak.

My grandfather wouldn't leave the house without his homburg, but hats are a little out of fashion these days.

by Bilby December 19, 2006

Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

by Gelid May 6, 2014

Bad Homburg

Rich cultural City in Germany, near Frankfurt.

I live in Bad Homburg.

by RiRo525 February 1, 2015