holtzmann 

Holtzmann is a very rare species. 3/4 of all Holtzmanns prefer a female partner. They attract their lady by simply winking at them and dance a little.

Girl A: "Omg what a cute lil' beast"
Girl B: " Oh yeah, look it's a Holtzmann"

holtzmann by On.my.way.2.the.gay.bay January 6, 2017

jillian holtzmann 

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

nicholas holzman 

German decent. Great in bed, crooked weiner, if you get a chance you should totally fuck him. Funny, intelligent, charismatic and hot hot like a red hot chili pepper.

That Nicholas Holzman is the German John Holmes

nicholas holzman by Dounia777 April 30, 2017

Boltzmann pussy syndrome 

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.

“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

Boltzmann pussy syndrome by Pilk_man March 11, 2022

Emma hollmann 

Lying cheating person

Emma hollmann love to cheat

Emma hollmann by Gay savage 56 June 5, 2017

Nick holzman

Great Tattoo artist von holzman, handsome man ,skallywags revenge, straydogg 187 ,greatest dad ever to two beautiful children look him up and get inked

Von holzman ,Get inked go see Nick holzman and get your flesh tagged up

Nick holzman by Rascal Vanburen January 1, 2021

holzman 

The best family in the world

This family is holzman

holzman by Korbin12% April 22, 2017