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jillian holtzmann 

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.
Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!
jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

nicholas holzman 

German decent. Great in bed, crooked weiner, if you get a chance you should totally fuck him. Funny, intelligent, charismatic and hot hot like a red hot chili pepper.
That Nicholas Holzman is the German John Holmes
nicholas holzman by Dounia777 April 30, 2017

Boltzmann pussy syndrome 

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.
“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

Emma hollmann 

Emma hollmann love to cheat

Nick holzman

Great Tattoo artist von holzman, handsome man ,skallywags revenge, straydogg 187 ,greatest dad ever to two beautiful children look him up and get inked
Von holzman ,Get inked go see Nick holzman and get your flesh tagged up
Nick holzman by Rascal Vanburen January 1, 2021
This family is holzman
holzman by Korbin12% April 22, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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