Holtermann 

When you drink a lot of coffe you are a Holtermann

You are so "Holtermann"

Holtermann by SneakEY December 9, 2022

jillian holtzmann 

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

Lazy Holterman 

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

Lazy Holterman by Rev john October 20, 2011

holtzmann 

Holtzmann is a very rare species. 3/4 of all Holtzmanns prefer a female partner. They attract their lady by simply winking at them and dance a little.

Girl A: "Omg what a cute lil' beast"
Girl B: " Oh yeah, look it's a Holtzmann"

holtzmann by On.my.way.2.the.gay.bay January 6, 2017

Hollermann 

To be of the utmost and complete form of being Awesome in every way, shape, and form

OMGzorz, Hollermann is totally awesome

Hollermann is a last name, noobs

Hollermann by Isaac Mesick October 13, 2006

Michael Halterman-Brown 

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

Michael Halterman-Brown by hungry pig January 30, 2025