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A dutch word for a rimjob.
Jimmy gave Freddy a holmaf and now his breath smelt like poop.
holmaf by TrillFACEZA November 15, 2015
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Holmaf illusion

The Holmaf illusion is a famous illusion discovered by Mike Hawk.
1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
Holmaf illusion by spookianne September 21, 2023
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Holmuffer 

A person who is an ass creeper. Usaually you will find a Holmuffer in your work place or in general society. So in essence its a person who kisses ass.
Gawie is n Holmuffer!
Holmuffer by Yuppie86 June 10, 2015
Sexiest Rare Name ever. The kind of people that have this name is one of a kind.
"Saying Holman just gives me an orgasm in my pants," said Sarah.

"OMG its Holman," Kim faints.
Holman by AznFlareKnight April 14, 2010
When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.
Holmaning by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013
Hardloopvriend/vriendin.
Rieken, hoe gaat het met je holmaat? Nog gelopen deze week?
holmaat by arie-j August 26, 2022

Brett Holman 

Player whose name is often used to fool idiots who believe Australian players can actually end up at a shit club such as Arsenal.
Everyone: Hey Raiyan, Brett Holman is now at Arsenal.
Idiot: Serious? @#$%^&* (swears in Bengali)
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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