Holmaned

(verb) The act of engaging with, or having been engaged with, an individual for whom the excessive consumption of red wine and Negroni's is part of their daily ritual. Often resulting in a series of misadventures and misdemeanors that are forever locked in the vault.

I was in bed by 11:22pm on New Year's Eve. I've been Holmaned.

by The Directors Unicorn December 31, 2022