Holmuffer 

A person who is an ass creeper. Usaually you will find a Holmuffer in your work place or in general society. So in essence its a person who kisses ass.

Gawie is n Holmuffer!

Holmuffer by Yuppie86 June 10, 2015

hoompuffer 

Person that eats their fart bubbles when they surface in the bath.

Ken is a hoompuffer, because he like to eat his fart bubbles.

hoompuffer by The Bath Man August 9, 2009

Hogpuffer

Somebody who likes nothing better than to suck on dirty, greasy, big, fat cocks.

Hey Joe, have you ever let Susie suck it? Nah man...I've seen some of the dirty bastards she's gone down on before...that girl is a bonafide hogpuffer!

Hogpuffer by StankCrank October 17, 2009

Hermufferdink

Being flustered by the quarks of a corporation.

Sometimes I don’t fucking get why Apple does what Apple does, it makes me all hermufferdink!

Hermufferdink by BUTT0N April 4, 2023