holeny

when you want some dick or just something inside of you due to horniness

they were feeling really holeny today

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

holeyetis

When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis

What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!

by DarthAss March 30, 2017

Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

by xBSTx July 13, 2009

holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

Haleny

A kind and genuine man who is extremely nice especially to females. They are sometimes nerdy when it comes to reading books and talking about novels.

A Haleny would be an interesting person to date as they are very comfortable to be with.

by hwlane July 30, 2019

ass-holey

To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).

Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.

by Lady Byron July 9, 2011

holey moley

a phrase used in extreme disbelief, when you're speechless

H- no way! it that bowling for soup naké
J- HOLEY MOLEY!

by glensten harrisonion 3rd December 28, 2005