Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually
blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!
Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is
blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly
fluffy! His beak is light
blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an
orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily
orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!
Jam and
Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.
Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"
Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.
Be careful, bury your Moley!